TINA

This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story. ” When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!

Oh, so they have Internet on computers now! No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it. I prefer a vehicle that doesn’t hurt Mother Earth. It’s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction.